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  ||  musings about computers while on the porcelain throne  ||
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  |    personification of the computer and       __________   |
  |    the use of analogies and metaphors       |          |  |
  |         is a lot of fun to me.              |          |  |
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  |  [___]       _   :=|   |=:   __T_||_T__     |o=        |  |
  |  |  ~|     =)_)=   |   |    [__________]    |          |  |
  |  |   |      (_(    |uwu|     \_      _/     |          |  |
  |  |   |   %  )_)    """""       \    /       |          |  |
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